October 2011
1 post
3 tags
Whats the point of Mary Poppins?
The kids wanted to have fun but they kept getting in trouble because they were being excited dominate. And their father was being frustrated dominate. So, she came in with calm assertive energy allowed the children to be children. And taught the father to spend time with the kids to wear out their excited dominate energy and allow them to become calm submissive children.
Oct 17th
July 2011
10 posts
“Me: But if I don’t [have a dog] whose gonna protect me!? Him: Smith and...”
Jul 18th
1 tag
Jul 9th
3 tags
Dog Delivery.
I just used my Miniature Schnauzer to take a Fudge Round over to @brandixlynn who is sitting across the room from me. Good dog. :)
Jul 9th
4 tags
What I Like About Apple
My phone kept dropping calls and wouldn’t connect to the networks, etc. So, I take it to the Apple store. They replace it. They don’t argue with me that I am not using it correctly. I take my cable in that is fraying at the connection points. Do they tell me I need to buy a new one? No. They replace it for free. They aren’t rude about it they don’t make me regret the fight, they just fix it! Makes...
Jul 9th
4 tags
Jul 9th
12 notes
3 tags
Jul 8th
5 tags
Jul 6th
1 tag
“The length of this conversation is way out of proportion of my interest in it.”
– Sports Night
Jul 5th
14 notes
3 tags
Superman Tattoos
Do you have a Superman tattoo? Can I see a picture? 
Jul 4th
6 tags
Boo on that theory.
You know in Big Bang, when Sheldon’s all geeky about Superman catching Lois when she falls, and he’s like “blah, blah, blah, would’ve broken her in half, blah, blah, blah.” Now, do you remember the Smallville episode in which Clark wants to play football and he says something like “Dad, I have to pay attention to anytime someone pushes me and make sure I fall,...
Jul 4th
June 2011
1 post
1 tag
“Around two….two twenty-five.”
Jun 3rd
May 2011
2 posts
I hate that just when I think I’ve got it set. Something else comes up. :(
May 10th
4 tags
“No matter how many of you ban together… No matter what games you decide to...”
– Clark Kent
May 7th
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April 2011
1 post
1 tag
ability, opportunity, jeopardy  
Apr 27th
March 2011
4 posts
1 tag
Mar 15th
1 tag
a year ago today I finalized one of the best decisions of my life. it took too long for me to do, but I’m so glad I did. while it may seem callous, I will never be able to thoroughly explain the relief and weight that lifted from my shoulders that day. I celebrate today because it was the day I learned that I didn’t need someone to make me amazing, I didn’t need someone to tell...
Mar 9th
I don’t need someone to fly in the clouds with me. I just need someone who won’t bring me down.
Mar 3rd
Do I allow people to have this impression with me? How did I get here again?
Mar 3rd
February 2011
8 posts
Guess I spoke to soon. Hmm.
Feb 27th
I’m no psychologist or psychiatrist. But its interesting what you see being a third party. I can’t imagine how counselors don’t become basket messes of people.
Feb 26th
I wish you understood what it means to me.
Feb 23rd
I am so fuckin tired of stupid rules. And I’m tired of people giving me shit.
Feb 20th
so screwed.
I am stuck in a catch 22. Why is it that every single thing about this does not work out?
Feb 16th
I love when you put your arms around me…and the secureness of your touch.
Feb 8th
5 notes
Feb 8th
You know the song by Usher, the one that goes the DJ got us fallin in love…well I think it should be the DJ guy has fallen in love. Cuz that’s what it sounds like, AND because the guys has fallen in love so he’s on that love high playing the good dancing tunes. So next time it’s on, try to sing it my way…see what you like.
Feb 5th
January 2011
8 posts
“I am so in love with all the tiny details that make you, my You.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Jan 25th
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Project
My bro is turning 40. I’m making him a birthday movie. Complied of videos and pictures from his past 40 years. It’s fun to see the pictures come together along with all the videos. I hope he loves it.
Jan 25th
nomysteries
Jan 21st
““I wanna be normal…but I can’t…cuz I wanna eat...”
– Being Human
Jan 19th
6 notes
Jan 16th
"Why do you think they put him [Superman] in tights?"
"Zero wind resistance."
Jan 15th
I really really love that ‘clean look’ sorta style…I really really do. I just have TOO MUCH stuff to pull it off. And the sad thing is that I’ve gotten rid of stuff and stuff and I just don’t want to part with any more. I like the rest of my stuff. :( #dilemma
Jan 4th
4 notes
Jan 2nd
2 tags
12.31
My birthday is today. It is on the day that everyone who has to work wishes they didn’t. And those who didn’t party early, long, and hard. While sometimes its overshadowed by that whole New Year thing, mostly I think that is my favorite part. Because everyone gets to start the New Year. But I get to start the New Year a different age. Its like a double New Year.
Jan 1st
December 2010
14 posts
Dec 31st
why does the nose get stuffy when crying? like whatever you’re upset about needs to be made worse with a stuffy nose.
Dec 29th
“Facebook: that’s that thing that some people do things with…”
– Gibbs, NCIS
Dec 19th
If you love someone, and decide to make a future with them, you better be prepared to deal with their past. And quite frankly, if you marry them, you need to accept it.
Dec 19th
R: is that one of those smartphones?
J: yes it's an iPhone.
R: you realize at anytime someone could look up your location and when you on vacation and all that? At anytime they could just see where you are. He'll have to tell you about it.
J: yeah, I've got my location tagging turned off.
R: oh I don't think that matters.
Dec 18th
In the process of trying to please people. I’ve actually unpleased them all. Surprise? I guess not. I don’t even know why I try. I really don’t. I don’t get it. I don’t understand. It’s always like this. With everyone. Guess I’m not worth it on my own.
Dec 14th
Dec 11th
There are days that I just don’t feel good enough. Not pleasing to anyone, not even me. Today was one of those days.
Dec 10th
“sigh Don’t ruin my story with your logic.”
– Castle from …Castle
Dec 9th
Dec 7th
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
“He’s a play cop.”
– Lady that shared our cab on the way back from Allstate Arena
Dec 5th
November 2010
8 posts
Nov 27th